The holidays are a huge deal in my house. My wife and I enjoy buying gifts for one another, but we try not to go broke in the process. By mid October I’ll start finding flyers lying around the house with items circled on them. This is the way my wife lets me know what she wants without having a conversation about it. She’s rather difficult to shop for and I never know from year to year if she’ll want a new kitchen appliance, jewelry, or a trip somewhere. 

I’m much easier to shop for. Every year I ask her to get me a membership to my favorite porn sites. As many of you know, this can get rather pricey. She always searches for early Black Friday porn discounts so she can get the maximum savings. All my favorite sites are here including Brazzers, Reality Kings, MrSkin, an 82% off discount to Evil Angel, Nubiles, Team Skeet, MetArt, Adult Time, X-Art, Pure Taboo, Fakehub, Twistys, and Hard X and at a much cheaper price. This is a tradition we’ve been doing for years and I hope it never ends.